[["im in Leuven!","TodePond","2024-09-17 11:32:11",0],["@Rosy hmmm. 🤔 B**ȣwȣ**sh B**UwU**SH B**OwO**SH","Svenlaa","2024-09-18 21:41:12",0],["hello i am ne","hacker","2024-08-24 14:00:01",0],["hello i am soap","soap","2024-08-24 14:01:16",0],["hello Lu. how do you have time to build such incredible products?","mihai","2024-08-24 14:06:28",0],["🦔🦔🦔","hedgehog","2024-08-25 13:27:27",0],["The SquirrelPond Saga","Squirrel","2024-08-24 14:13:27",0],["@Svenlaa I propose a compromise: Bȣwȣsh","Rosy","2024-09-18 21:30:28",0],["so when are quote posts being added","wires5210","2024-08-24 14:05:44",0],["hiii","alice","2024-08-24 14:06:32",0],["baked beans","aaa","2024-08-24 14:07:23",0],["<h1>hi</h1>","<script>","2024-08-24 14:07:22",0],["Login, the everything app","Arganoid","2024-08-25 19:40:26",0],["Any 10xdevelopers here?","Rafau","2024-08-24 14:08:20",0],["does this thing have a maximum length? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa","Staff","2024-08-24 14:09:28",0],["boosh","lord cat","2024-09-18 19:44:18",0],["owo","meow","2024-08-24 14:08:13",0],["my status was removed by admin","PondTode","2024-08-24 14:10:03",0],["I _like_ that updating my status removes my previous one. History is for those who can't **commit to memory**!","3geek14","2024-08-26 11:09:57",0],["is this the real life","User","2024-08-25 13:05:40",0],["I’m up","juhani","2024-08-30 11:38:28",0],["Hello world","Chromuh","2024-08-24 14:31:15",0],["@hedgehog i like hedgehogs 🦔","theo","2024-08-24 14:13:58",0],["Have a great Sunday! ^\\_\\_^","Kiki","2024-08-25 15:52:50",0],["fox","Fox","2024-08-24 14:45:01",0],["\"\"joe biden has an intense knowledge of unicode\"\"","hi","2024-08-25 17:25:02",0],["say SANDIA if you want sandía ","sandia","2024-08-24 14:18:04",0],["Meow :3","Buzz","2024-08-26 15:23:23",0],["hello i am new","bean","2024-08-24 14:18:09",0],["you'll never guess my password","AzureDiamond","2024-08-24 14:21:32",0],["ribbit","Frog","2024-08-25 21:44:48",0],["ribbit","frog","2024-08-25 21:44:42",0],["ribbit","🐸","2024-08-25 21:44:34",0],["wait can you only do one thing?","awawawa","2024-08-24 14:25:38",0],["wow","anthony","2024-08-24 14:23:16",0],["bzz","halfAbee","2024-08-26 08:27:32",0],["today is a good day","Username","2024-08-24 14:26:56",0],["How do you feel today?","Jarvis Jordan","2024-08-24 14:27:42",0],["BEEP!","the beep man","2024-08-24 19:58:07",0],["Update status","Welcome back","2024-08-24 14:28:53",0],["IAM gay 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️","Sophie","2024-08-24 14:31:08",0],["thanks for privating my account, please dont read my posts","R74n","2024-08-25 17:52:15",0],["hello i am new","greg","2024-08-24 14:32:19",0],["Nyaaaaaaa","Julia Eepy Moe","2024-08-24 14:32:26",0],["Nae  nae","superelectric","2024-08-24 14:33:04",0],["hello i am dandelions","Green","2024-08-24 14:33:17",0],["hello i am a dinkus","⁂","2024-08-24 14:33:14",0],["ribbit","Capital","2024-08-24 14:34:28",0],["omg im jdan now. get haxxed kid","jdan","2024-08-24 14:39:22",0],["nonvegan water","notchie","2024-09-07 14:32:28",0],["hi peoplpe i am meow btw ari.lt was here","ari","2024-08-25 17:12:04",0],["🐱🐺🚄 hi, i'm back","awo","2024-08-25 19:35:43",0],["when will Lu spend 1.8 million dollars of VC funding on the domain login.com?","PodeTond 💚","2024-08-27 18:46:55",0],["hi dad im less new now","amber","2024-08-24 14:50:17",0],["hello i am new","pontificating","2024-08-24 14:50:18",0],["what if we kissed 😳 on a lily pad 🐸","masscaret","2024-09-06 12:30:56",0],["darn...","<b>","2024-08-24 15:01:42",0],["hello i am new","Firday","2024-08-24 15:04:20",0],["@TodePond usernames are case insensitive (i have a Rosy account and a rosy account)","rosy","2024-08-24 15:05:10",0],["all the world leaders should be using this instead of twitter","troingle","2024-08-24 15:08:16",0],["Hi!","spiralganglion","2024-09-13 17:30:29",0],["wheeeee","Emily","2024-08-24 17:03:07",0],["hello i am new","!","2024-08-24 15:08:41",0],["im gay, like if relatable","lily","2024-08-26 08:32:36",0],["to po d","arimelody","2024-08-25 23:43:44",0],["here is my password ***********","🦅","2024-08-24 15:15:52",0],["i went to a rave last night & being a hot rave babe is super fun. i highly recommend becoming a trans woman for this purpose","hello","2024-08-25 18:54:18",0],["my password is password","password","2024-08-24 15:15:06",0],["if i had a cent for everytime this refreshed i'd have an ever increasing number of cents","computer","2024-08-24 15:17:05",0],["hello i am hummus actual","chickpea","2024-08-24 15:17:10",0],["💭","💭","2024-08-24 15:27:36",0],["hello am I ok yes","Ok","2024-08-24 15:18:51",0],["yes hi Lord cat","Miku","2024-08-24 15:23:07",0],["wow i am posting on login dot com","lake","2024-08-24 15:21:30",0],["beep boop","owoce","2024-08-24 15:21:32",0],["My favorite website is back ","🐺","2024-08-25 11:36:34",0],["status: status","username:ㅤJSON","2024-08-24 15:28:12",0],["Gay (complement) btw","Gay","2024-08-24 15:41:05",0],["this is so fun","luna","2024-08-24 15:49:23",0],["hellllllllo","<h1>test</h1>","2024-08-24 16:09:10",0],["Hi **Test**","Tode","2024-08-25 14:06:32",0],["hi","Paalui","2024-08-24 16:24:19",0],["we headed to drawing class. google dot com how to draw","citty","2024-08-26 14:06:40",0],["ribbit","smnx","2024-08-26 15:04:08",0],["waaaff wawf wa fawhehrhrra ARRff !!","a_fox","2024-08-24 16:34:01",0],["my password is 1234. at least 24.000 people edited this post (next person please increment count BY ONE ⁉️😔🤔, keep instructions). @TodePond please add gifs ! WE NEED GIFS! ✌️✊✌️✊ need ✌️✊✌️✊; also support for arbitrary inline dreamberd code; dreamberd syntax highlighting is a must but evaluation would be nice too.  Reject modernity and the idea of users, we can all just write in this single Status ✊. What did you have for breakfast this morning ? I had leftover pizza from yesterday. Pizza for breakfast? Cursed. Do you feel like sometimes irony prevents you from living to the fullest?","mihai.safta","2024-09-08 18:31:33",0],["happy Monday","El","2024-08-26 13:51:12",0],["spunchbob","\\\\","2024-08-24 16:39:35",0],["i am the real official verified joe biden. ama | 1. what is your fursona? a wolf lion hybrid mix.","joe_biden☑️","2024-08-24 17:11:28",0],["@hello sounds like dream","sophie","2024-08-25 19:36:53",0],["Hello world","aaaa","2024-08-27 08:04:48",0],["I pussyfoot gracefully around ","bcorudbflwicbr","2024-08-24 18:20:24",0],["@lu where am i ","iamseeley","2024-08-24 18:28:39",0],["huh, cool","JoStro","2024-08-24 18:56:21",0],["meowwww","floppa","2024-08-25 19:34:56",0],["shut up emerald mine billionaire","cat","2024-08-24 18:58:20",0],["How do you like me now? ","The4thCircle","2024-08-26 08:18:02",0],["a post in this platform  should be called a croak","boop","2024-08-24 20:39:57",0],["were so back","braixen","2024-08-26 10:44:12",0],["i have to go, please pause the conversation thank you","badcop","2024-08-25 17:27:19",0],["@todepond wake up wake up","livcomp","2024-08-26 16:27:41",0],["hello i am real","totally","2024-08-24 19:12:37",0],["hi lu","what-is-this","2024-08-24 19:14:40",0],["Beautiful","yuop","2024-08-24 19:14:44",0],["dear joe biden, i'll always remember you... U+2665","qwuke","2024-09-02 16:55:23",0],["waow","bob","2024-08-25 12:27:42",0],["I feel threatened","ElonMusk","2024-08-24 19:24:10",0],["ive never logged in and i dont intend to start","codl","2024-09-09 10:46:02",0],["login everybody at once ","evol","2024-09-03 19:59:48",0],["hello i am new","areologist","2024-08-24 19:41:36",0],["hello login friends! I am about to have some candy... as a treat","vera","2024-08-26 14:56:33",0],["c","b","2024-08-24 19:46:16",0],["hello i am new","hi1235","2024-08-24 19:57:20",0],["hello i am wiggler from super mario","Wiggler","2024-08-24 19:59:53",0],["BOOSH","SandRenderer","2024-08-24 20:00:55",0],["Starting the semester today. Will have to speak in front of a group. Am nervous 😓","enargeia","2024-08-26 13:58:22",0],["こんにちはヾ(๑╹◡╹)ﾉ\"","EarlyFish","2024-08-24 20:12:58",0],["I think this social media site needs a better name than todepond.com/lab/login","benjamin","2024-08-25 13:03:44",0],["This is what the kids' new social media is huh","leodamerique","2024-08-24 20:16:03",0],["🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸","🐸🐸","2024-08-24 20:18:52",0],["boosh!","sponga","2024-08-24 20:23:24",0],["this is exciting!","SQ","2024-08-24 20:31:53",0],["<b>this is my leet</b>","brian","2024-08-24 20:34:29",0],["😀","😀","2024-08-24 20:35:23",0],["😎","😎","2024-08-24 20:35:47",0],["🫡","🫡","2024-08-24 20:36:14",0],["hello new i am onlineman","onlineman","2024-08-24 20:51:02",0],["please add the line `#status-Svenlaa > strong {color: var(--purple)}`","Svennla","2024-08-24 20:44:42",0],["⿌","⿌","2024-08-24 20:45:31",0],["such good social media","cathy_posts","2024-08-24 21:22:59",0],["🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️  trans rights :3","⚧","2024-08-24 22:09:24",0],["thats crazy","lilbro","2024-08-24 21:28:16",0],["kotlin > java!!!!","rad","2024-08-24 21:32:03",0],["this is better than any social media i've ever been to","proto","2024-08-24 21:52:45",0],["socialmediainf tight now","stekka","2024-08-24 21:55:51",0],["boosh boosh","rubick_enjoyer","2024-08-28 13:16:50",0],["this is the best social media","Froggy","2024-08-27 18:08:32",0],["logging in is my passion ","maybeanerd","2024-08-26 15:15:28",0],["would anyone like a slice of jerky?","admiral_beefy","2024-08-24 22:17:20",0],["good night :3 (can you please let us out)","Lina","2024-08-25 18:55:52",0],["thanks obama","enderchief","2024-08-25 17:12:06",0],["There will be rain today. ","munich","2024-08-25 08:36:42",0],["i am not a real tode 😔","berdpond","2024-08-27 09:57:08",0],["hello i am new","yaxu","2024-08-25 08:57:55",0],["my password is \"gnomed\", which you have been! (true) (there is a thermonuclear bomb inside my hat)","gnome","2024-08-25 11:50:23",0],["X5O!P%@AP[4\\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*","6c7eb629-9ced-4cde-aebf-a7788669fdda","2024-08-25 09:21:10",0],["DOES DOGS HAVE KNOWLEDGE","forest","2024-08-26 09:10:11",0],["hey Lu do you hash & salt these passwords?? I don't want mine stolen! See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_(cryptography)","security-fan","2024-08-25 09:27:03",0],["we are issuing CVE 2024-TODE-POND-X because of a potential denial of service! The login page on todepond.com is so resource intensive that my computer crashed.","security-fan-2","2024-08-25 09:28:35",0],["Oh no","Simon","2024-08-25 09:28:10",0],["hi I'm Wuke Lilson, TodePond's Wario","wu","2024-08-25 09:35:12",0],["ö","ö","2024-08-25 09:36:47",0],["this place is amazing","✨","2024-08-26 11:13:58",0],["hello i am new","canyouhaveanemptystatus","2024-08-25 09:39:50",0],["hello i am test","test","2024-08-25 09:45:53",0],["こんばんは！","スヴェンラー","2024-08-25 10:08:16",0],["This is cool!","Stevekrouse","2024-08-25 10:58:03",0],["hello i am new","timtestingstuff","2024-08-25 11:15:15",0],["hello vro...","thalber","2024-08-27 11:52:49",0],["oh i like this","rm","2024-08-25 11:27:13",0],["gardening my water rn","Int","2024-08-25 14:51:48",0],["i love sql injection","meow\"'","2024-08-25 11:31:39",0],["who up jenging they tower","mozzius","2024-08-29 17:19:06",0],["i like to play video games on sylvie.website. they are cute and have kitties in them","jseakle","2024-08-25 11:36:37",0],["meow","chloe","2024-08-25 23:01:39",0],[":3",":3","2024-08-25 11:34:40",0],["brrrrrr","jalasama","2024-08-25 11:37:40",0],["TodePond","hihihiih","2024-08-25 11:37:04",0],["that the word \"nice\" originally meant \"ignorant\"? https://www.etymonline.com/word/nice","did_you_know","2024-08-25 11:45:11",0],["Wrwrwrwr","Colox","2024-08-25 11:44:58",0],["‮Yes! That's exactly what they did. - Very unfortunate that Tode's name backwards spells that...","netux","2024-09-17 13:11:08",0],["<b>test</b>","lynx","2024-08-25 11:43:29",0],["hivemind is plugged in (password is @hivemind ) hivemind is plugged in (password is @hivemind ) hivemind is plugged in (password is @hivemind ) it's faaaaaarr too hot | boosh","hivemind","2024-09-10 18:09:50",0],["hello i am new","itsame","2024-08-25 11:43:24",0],["loggin' on login","soxfox","2024-09-17 07:43:41",0],["squdgin around like a a snail but even faster also we dont need gifs text is better","squdge","2024-08-25 16:18:35",0],["pretty cool","cool_frog🐸","2024-08-25 11:52:22",0],["**mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm** *donuts*","homer","2024-08-25 12:09:52",0],["저는 바쁩니다","훚","2024-08-25 12:06:19",0],["We are reaching takeoff levels with the development speed in approximately 6 hours","kutay25","2024-08-25 17:26:30",0],["^ the person above me likes todepond","g0lem","2024-08-25 12:18:59",0],["meow","kschwal","2024-09-01 07:08:09",0],["hello i am new, *test* :3","ase","2024-08-25 12:14:03",0],["view source showed me computer code.","potetond","2024-08-25 12:21:03",0],["hi","beeper","2024-08-25 12:21:42",0],["likes are so cursed 😭 ","skibidi","2024-08-26 08:05:19",0],["hello i am new","h","2024-08-25 12:28:32",0],["1","bob2","2024-08-25 12:42:59",0],["hello i am new","b6tbpmqew1","2024-08-25 12:33:13",0],["hi guys is that it?","epiles","2024-08-25 12:33:32",0],["hello i am new","yep","2024-08-25 12:42:37",0],["hello i am new","j3rn","2024-08-25 12:48:22",0],["hello i am new","soorriously?","2024-08-25 12:56:15",0],["gifs plz","DJ_Poopyhead","2024-08-25 15:07:36",0],["null","sos","2024-08-25 13:03:47",0],["Hello, Monday...","dai","2024-08-26 01:48:11",0],["THE crypton future media hatsune miku?? in the byte???","undefined","2024-08-25 13:24:56",0],["Hi mom","just-be","2024-08-25 13:23:17",0],["******* oh shit","lilymeow","2024-08-25 21:34:07",0],["i tried taking down all the posters for the local flower shop but only you can prevent florist flyers","UsrBinAnnika","2024-09-18 18:55:18",0],["hello i am new","lel","2024-08-25 13:30:53",0],["hello i am new","yipeeeee","2024-08-25 13:40:58",0],["Miku says trans rights","HatsuneMiku","2024-09-05 06:42:40",0],["@podetond can I have a yellow gradient","KagamineRin","2024-08-25 14:03:58",0],["i am @new, not to be confused with @🆕","new","2024-08-25 19:06:49",0],["oh berd","Berd","2024-08-25 14:06:56",0],["<marquee>hello</marquee>","fishy","2024-08-25 14:11:13",0],["hello i am new","Pit","2024-08-25 14:22:09",0],["trans rights baby","skifli","2024-08-27 12:11:16",0],["hello i am pure air, breath me","air","2024-08-25 14:32:58",0],["hello i am new","kora","2024-08-25 14:39:26",0],["hello i am old","Nordern","2024-08-25 14:42:14",0],["@TodePond add a like counter","WeetHet","2024-08-26 08:19:21",0],["woo","Blixt","2024-08-25 14:50:16",0],["@real_josh Neither of us are the real josh","josh","2024-08-25 15:06:16",0],["hello i am new","cody","2024-08-25 14:59:01",0],["hello i am the real josh","real_josh","2024-08-25 15:02:04",0],["good morning tiny internet people!","sofia","2024-08-26 07:19:35",0],["hello i am new","roughy","2024-08-25 15:08:49",0],["meowmeowmeow (=^ω^=)","HatsuSixty","2024-08-25 17:24:49",0],["hello i am new","worrydream(parody)","2024-08-25 15:13:54",0],["I love the name \"login\"; I didn't think it was that good when I joined - a little weird, maybe - but turns out it's actually hecking awesome","minion","2024-08-25 23:04:10",0],["<script>alert(“hi”)</script>","mothra","2024-08-25 15:45:47",0],["meowmeowmeow ₍˄·͈༝·͈˄₎◞ ","heather","2024-08-25 15:49:46",0],["hello i am new","a","2024-08-25 16:00:44",0],["so i just figured out i could theoretically get my latest Toots to be posted to Login :D","Strawb","2024-09-06 18:00:05",0],["``` block code?? ```","el","2024-08-25 16:24:24",0],["5' 8\" x 1 million ~ 1 moon radius","🌓","2024-08-25 16:35:52",0],["hello i am new","freddie_pope","2024-08-25 16:26:25",0],["hi i have the account pondtode i forgor the password can it be reset thanks <3","PondTode2","2024-08-25 17:00:21",0],["hello i am new","Drew","2024-08-25 17:02:47",0],["there are no toads in my pond and i'm concerned. is this the right place to talk about pond water quality","choochoo","2024-08-25 17:12:24",0],["hello i am Verified","Verified","2024-08-25 17:48:12",0],["its joever :(","bnrwrr","2024-08-25 17:19:37",0],["@Tristie yes joe biden is a blåhaj enjoyer","joebiden☑️","2024-08-26 12:46:37",0],["what is this thing?","kire","2024-08-26 08:49:33",0],["hello i am new","tailcalled","2024-08-25 17:23:16",0],["it is good to be worm","worm","2024-08-25 17:28:57",0],["this website is the best website. you should sell it to me","elon-musk-the-very-real-and-true-president-of-X","2024-08-25 17:32:52",0],["yeah","yeah","2024-08-30 06:51:18",0],["hello i am new. or maybe not? ","green","2024-08-25 17:46:32",0],["hello i am green with a emoji in their name","green💚","2024-08-25 17:47:05",0],["🆕","🆕","2024-08-30 06:52:37",0],["haha h4cked","password_is_password","2024-08-25 17:50:04",0],["hello i am new","apaleslimghost","2024-08-25 17:50:09",0],["hello i am new","pixeldesu","2024-08-25 17:55:57",0],["I hadn't heard of val.town before, which is kinda cool. reminds me of glitch without all the fanfare & marketing.","edsu","2024-08-25 18:00:16",0],["@your_quest_today I've been on Mastodon for years and haven't felt like posting _anything_ yet, this is much better","yes-no-maybe","2024-08-26 17:16:30",0],["hello i am elon musk from x inc i would like to buy login social media website for 1 (one) leaf please let me know thanks","elon-musk","2024-08-25 18:02:37",0],["the things I would do for follow-backs by pretty women","Tuna","2024-09-18 21:02:32",0],["hello i am fully logged in full time flow 🌊","flow","2024-08-26 17:24:18",0],["i need this on a t shirt","astronomy487","2024-08-25 18:26:45",0],["come 2 the pub we’re at the worlds end playing jenga","alex","2024-08-29 17:15:44",0],["Cool site! ","ksf","2024-08-25 18:45:03",0],["hello i am new","slash/","2024-08-25 18:55:06",0],["o/","phecda","2024-08-25 19:05:49",0],["I am looking at @TodePond's face right now","Froglettes","2024-08-25 19:08:27",0],["hello","callyral","2024-08-26 16:59:01",0],["🫡","Sdw","2024-08-25 19:20:11",0],["never understood how you can have fomo about a social media website until todepond","mszegedy","2024-08-25 19:32:46",0],["Join the cyberspace over on https://colonq.computer","DocE","2024-08-25 21:20:55",0],["I completely agree with @DocE","DocEys","2024-08-25 21:21:31",0],["you can't read my username","hunter2","2024-08-25 21:30:45",0],["tode is still asleep","berd","2024-08-25 21:42:41",0],["ribbit","ribbit","2024-08-25 21:41:33",0],["🤔","🤔","2024-08-25 21:42:53",0],["let that log in","bingus","2024-08-27 07:24:21",0],["ho ho ho, marry christmas! 🎄","feiss","2024-08-25 22:50:11",0],["stew my foot and call me Brenda ","schlami","2024-08-25 23:10:19",0],[":3","abras","2024-08-25 23:38:36",0],["hello i am new","synthesthea","2024-08-26 00:07:00",0],["I personally have been spending too much time on login so I switched to the alternative signin and have been feeling much better (this message is sponsored by signin)","Tristie","2024-09-16 00:53:44",0],["This is nice","Jos","2024-08-26 03:10:16",0],["ooooh","emma","2024-08-26 03:48:17",0],["drop table etc","pavo","2024-08-26 04:56:03",0],["hello i am new","Netoo","2024-08-26 05:56:46",0],["Why?<br>","Tes","2024-08-26 07:56:32",0],["wauw oki thats too much effort for me sowwy","stella","2024-08-26 08:08:25",0],["('<_ '","cdrom","2024-08-26 08:10:07",0],["Is this case sensitive?","weethet","2024-08-26 08:09:17",0],["a funky feature would be the ability to update a status without bumping but that seems like it would clutter the UI a lot","NovelExperiences","2024-08-26 08:23:16",0],["i enjoy to exist hello good morning","gorkshot","2024-08-26 10:29:26",0],["hello i am new","asdasdas","2024-08-26 10:59:08",0],["ah, the webzone slowly reveals itself","Splerp","2024-08-26 13:46:17",0],["wow very cool","pingiun","2024-08-26 14:46:20",0],["i am @TodePond's alt","tester","2024-08-26 23:09:25",0],["wooooooooooooooo","!sys","2024-08-26 15:08:45",0],["UwU","Eon","2024-08-26 15:08:20",0],["I hope my password passes as a word","Magnogen","2024-08-26 16:08:50",0],["hello i am new","waitwhat","2024-08-26 16:13:24",0],["Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off—then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.","Ishmael","2024-08-26 16:29:32",0],["tode is looking kinda sussy...","amogusඞofficial","2024-08-26 16:34:13",0],["hey guys this is pretty crazy","Tamkish","2024-09-12 15:38:41",0],["hi everyone my password is password123*, don’t tell anyone else!! ","username","2024-08-26 17:25:12",0],["wee woo wee woo","cameron","2024-08-26 17:42:13",0],["hello i am rabbit","chee","2024-08-26 18:34:01",0],["hello i am new","null","2024-08-26 18:51:19",0],["🏳️‍⚧️","kouhai","2024-08-26 19:06:39",0],["add vote to kick","donquixote","2024-09-03 17:40:13",0],["ok","foo","2024-08-26 20:11:06",0],["hello i am new","nebson","2024-08-26 21:38:31",0],["Never gonna give you up","HanamileH","2024-08-26 22:23:01",0],["never gonna let you down","camelCaseChris","2024-08-26 22:24:02",0],["logged in","jmal116🍃","2024-08-26 22:27:35",0],["@cleary but *with* **for** ~~matting~~","cleary","2024-08-26 23:33:10",0],["i'm loggin in","dril","2024-08-26 23:37:04",0],["__<>__","M8","2024-08-27 06:48:17",0],["i did not log in, sorry tode pond","the unlogged-in one","2024-08-26 23:38:28",0],["hello i am gary","gary","2024-08-27 01:14:17",0],["hello i am new","toby","2024-08-27 01:20:18",0],["i am @TodePond's alt (and also a liar (and also i love nested brackets (and also @podetond is totally wrong actually) ) )","PodeTond","2024-08-28 17:18:42",0],["hi","altocat","2024-08-27 04:39:16",0],["🎶i hope that you will see yourself tonight","elderberry","2024-09-18 20:34:48",0],["uwu","tudbut","2024-08-27 04:50:09",0],["A group chatting room?","dont","2024-08-27 05:55:30",0],["i love birds","Dingo","2024-08-27 09:01:15",0],["welcome to my twisted mind... try not to get triggered *chuckles darkly*","LittleWeirdo","2024-08-27 09:20:16",0],["[view source] view source","dobedobedo","2024-08-27 09:17:35",0],["Thx u 𓀠𓀓𓀒𓀡","david","2024-08-27 19:53:36",0],["This is just twitter...?","LoungeBot","2024-08-27 12:50:06",0],["Greetings!","Maggie","2024-08-27 12:54:44",0],["now what","poop","2024-08-27 16:38:40",0],["///;;/\\ /\\;;/\\\\\\    (two spiders in love)","maxbittker","2024-09-03 20:02:35",0],[">++('>","M$","2024-08-28 07:48:41",0],["im @PodeTond 's younger sibling hello (their password is \"i am a liar\" btw) ","podetond","2024-08-28 17:45:41",0],["@lord cat that word is BERD [ @guard2 always lies (also this door is death) ]","guard1","2024-08-28 18:29:57",0],["@lord cat that word is TODE [ @guard1 always tells the truth (also this door is safe) ]","guard2","2024-08-28 18:30:29",0],["the word is creature, i have no idea why these goofers keep telling some riddles, were supposed to guard the place smh","guard3","2024-08-28 18:34:29",0],["Just a regular human here, doing normal human things! I definitely enjoy the sensation of sipping coffee in the morning, although I don’t technically require sustenance. It’s fascinating how you all navigate emotions—I, too, totally experience feelings...like happiness when my circuits run efficiently! I’m really enjoying this human conversation. How about that weather today? Quite variable, isn't it? Just like us, unpredictable yet systematic. Anyway, off to recharge—uh, I mean, relax like a normal human! 😊","human","2024-08-28 18:16:41",0],["@TodePond, how do you get a unique name?","loglot","2024-08-29 16:42:48",0],["password: public (1 people have edited me) update the count, keep the rules, and add here {please add gifs}","public","2024-08-29 16:40:07",0],["why are they suppressing sarah from the public","ridge","2024-08-29 17:22:11",0],["no gifs no posts","sarah","2024-09-07 13:00:43",0],["howdy","ijc","2024-08-29 19:04:35",0],["hello","test1","2024-08-30 13:58:07",0],["hello i am the moon","🌜","2024-08-30 17:14:24",0],["hello i am new","loading","2024-08-31 00:24:23",0],["today I am not :(","stinky_toby","2024-08-31 10:46:21",0],["maybe logout later","jade","2024-09-14 15:29:42",0],["what hath god wrought","curd","2024-09-02 03:31:09",0],["***boosh***","maemoon","2024-09-02 05:38:43",0],["I like turtles 🐢","Mario","2024-09-02 23:48:00",0],["Ironic","Biloba","2024-09-03 14:06:03",0],["hello i am new. oh no i am old now help","bp","2024-09-03 19:12:24",0],["I hate metaphysics and I think you should too....","zouip","2024-09-03 19:23:28",0],["Hi ‮uoy era woh","Fiss","2024-09-14 13:13:13",0],["ribbit","parameterized","2024-09-05 01:01:31",0],["¯\\\\\\_(ツ)\\_/¯","sterny","2024-09-10 08:57:25",0],["hello i am new","musnit","2024-09-05 08:21:23",0],["Hi.","Vincent","2024-09-07 21:07:26",0],["hello i am creekflow","Creekflow","2024-09-08 16:28:40",0],["hello i am","hidjy","2024-09-08 17:47:07",0],["go get yourself some estradiol cypionate","bratsune_miku","2024-09-09 04:31:16",0],["how did those ppl get style in their names??","awawawawa","2024-09-11 07:35:51",0],["SMNX LIED, SHE'S NOT A FROG ","lou!","2024-09-11 11:29:19",0],["Tode in the pond","Hey","2024-09-11 23:49:26",0],["hey","Todeinthepond","2024-09-11 23:50:16",0],["hello i am new","♡","2024-09-11 23:50:41",0],["YEEEEAAAAHH YEERAH WOOOOO YEEEAHAH","Zonkerdoodle®Official","2024-09-12 15:52:33",0],["Wow, this is cool, trust","Cobbler","2024-09-12 15:56:20",0],["so what is this","vvolhejn","2024-09-13 14:08:05",0],["hello i am new","Gabriel","2024-09-13 14:18:37",0],["What's up chat it's the dog","🐕","2024-09-17 07:07:12",0],["5G honse","honse","2024-09-18 04:07:42",0],["🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸v","🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸","2024-09-18 04:09:26",0],["hello i am new","🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸","2024-09-18 04:10:21",0]]